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Guys are from Mars, Girls are from Venus,
no middle ground, just one huge gap
Guys are dirty, Girls prefer cleanness,
but it’s much more than what’s in your lap

Guys like big trucks, Girls like cute cars,
all these role makes my head spin
Guys eat red meat, Girls eat all lean,
I feel like I can’t ever win

Guys wear long pants, Girl wear short skirts,
help me I’m drowning in this foreign realm
Guys make big things, Girls learn to sew
my ship is rocking, lost my grip of the helm

Guys do not feel, Girls can not drive,
I live on Earth, one planet, two cliques
Guys can not hug, Girls do not fight,
I find common minds by hide and go seek

Guys enjoy gross, Girls cherish shoes,
snips and snails and puppy dog tails
Guys become men, Girls become moms,
everything nice is not meant for males

Guys run around, Girls skip and laugh,
I’m all alone, a planet-less thing
Guys punch your arm, Girls kick your groin,
hanging to life by a singular string

Guys are too dumb, Girls innocent,
I’ve come to the only conclusion I know
If guys are from Mars, and girls from Venus,
I have to be some loser from Pluto
:iconlynd0n:
inspiration can come at 11 o clock
last night
>_>
so I wrote down a few words then actually WROTE the damn thing today
I feel happy
a piece I can be proud of again
yay
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:iconb0x0rz:
super awesome. i can only blame myself for not reading it before. :b0x0rz:
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:iconlynd0n:
Heh, heya Boxorz!
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:icondragonseeker:
FIGHT STERIOTYPES!!! (hum, :blush:)
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:iconlynd0n:
thanks for hte comment and the fave!
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:iconjuliasayre:
gender-identity crisis! 0.o
Seriously, though, I really like this poem. It captures a sad and confusing truth about the uselessness of gender roles. Nicely done.
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:iconlynd0n:
thank you ^_^
I appreciate the comments
makes me feel like actually doing more deviations...if I'm ever not lazy >_<
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:iconrazordesiyr:
i really like it lynd0n, i can really relate. and as you said when you first met me "w00t for unstraightness"
-nat
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:iconlynd0n:
heh
w00t indeed
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:iconpropagandhi:
~propagandhi Dec 15, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
lmao i love this line the best

Guys do not feel, Girls can not drive,

:rofl:
not only is it an interesting peice of writing its terribly terribly true, I hope your not getting to confuzzled in the middle there somewheres
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:iconlynd0n:
well the confuzzledment is the whole point of the piece there
;P
that and loneliness one can feel
it's like not having a nation to call your own
kinda
anyways
so thanks for reading, even at threat of death ;P
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